Category: Featured

Dear Brad Pitt

Sorry if this throws you off, don’t think you’ve been downgraded to the celebrity D list if the white Escalade shows up instead of the black. No need to panic. You are still important and I am sure People Magazine will still pay big bucks for pics of you scooping dog poo in your backyard.

Just Like Me

Twice I was in a room filled with people who looked just like me β€” and it was odd. Nobody with dark skin. Nobody with a Middle Eastern accent. Nobody dressed in their country’s native clothes. Only white people, in white people clothes, having white people conversation β€” and I was bored.