Sorry if this throws you off, don’t think you’ve been downgraded to the celebrity D list if the white Escalade shows up instead of the black. No need to panic. You are still important and I am sure People Magazine will still pay big bucks for pics of you scooping dog poo in your backyard.
This blog post is not intended to offend anyone. I believe we all stand unified in our belief that public shootings need to stop. Unfortunately, we cannot agree on what needs to be done. Humor sometimes shows the absurdity behind serious social issues which helps us to better understand our beliefs.